i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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