you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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