You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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