By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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