I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You were trust falling into bushes
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize