Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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