I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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