i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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