dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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