It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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