Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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