grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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