All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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