oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Randomize
