yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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