Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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