your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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