yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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