so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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