I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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