After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You ate ashes out of my bong
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