I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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