do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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