she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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