omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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