Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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