I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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