I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Randomize
