you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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