I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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