My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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