smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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