Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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