i don't like sucking hair
What a fucking waste of an outfit
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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