Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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