So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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