omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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