Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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