So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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