he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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