is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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