I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I didn't notice because vodka
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
did you just send me my own nude
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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