I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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