Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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