when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
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