I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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