On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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