at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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