Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
The Olympian is in my bed
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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