All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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