its not stalking. its research.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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