You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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