Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
We had sex on a dog bed..
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
